For those who are wondering why the council tax has increased significantly sull'immondizia, here are some simple and practical answers.
For years we have settled for Christmas decorations simple, banal and inappropriate. Let me give an example, but what the hell were those lights scattered here and there by Rome? And we want to talk about that dress giant that in recent years has lowered its austere shadow over the whole square? Past government really believed that it takes only two simple nonsense in our country to bring the atmosphere of Christmas? Citizens were tired. Depressed. Consumed by the idea of \u200b\u200bclassic and monotonous. They needed something new, modern, more prone to the times we are living. They needed to change. So in the town hall, a man with his salmon-pink sweater, rubbing his hands, questioned on massive existential questions on how to report Gioiesi in the heart of the spirit of Christmas. He could not deal with them. So up the phone and called his dear old Santa Claus. The man was desperate. "Papa asked him-but how is it that my people do not feel the magic of Christmas?"
"Have you tried asking them?"
"Sure," replied the man of change-I do not take decisions without mica consult my people! "
"And they, What did they say?"
"That may be because we have lost the true essence of Christmas, that is, generosity, selflessness, brotherhood, to give to others!"
"So," asked the dear Old Man, hoping that Mr. Change comes only from his answers.
"So we've basically got to Lum, a poor, needy, private universities, a recently refurbished municipal stable"
Santa Claus was a bit 'confused, the man just could not get alone with his answers.
"Maybe they need to step back in time, try to recreate the atmosphere when they were children! "
The man stopped to think a bit 'and then had an epiphany. Sure! Why had not thought of before! Return the citizens at the time of their childhood, when Christmas was true, felt with the heart. So shut the call, without even thanking Santa Claus (but what you want, to be thanked a man dressed in red with the beard?? But you're crazy ????), immediately called his aides and said, "Soon ! Fill Ridenti of Via Roma (I suggest you go and see for yourself how good they really laughing!) Palms! That stretches out the red carpet in Hollywood as it happens! That for every road spread Joyful songs of Christmas! Posters that are printed with the countdown to December 25, a bit 'like we did, always with taxpayers' money to restore the two-way street in Joseph Victor "
" But the mayor, there is money
!!!!" "We increase a tax here, tax there ... magic wand: And that's it!"
"But people will agree??"
"Sure," replied the ' man of change-I do not take decisions without consulting my mica citizens ", then another flash of genius. The words echoed in the mind of Santa red. A step back in time when ... were children ... But why had not thought of before?? When they were children there was also
COVERED IN THE MARKET SQUARE . So he ordered: "Quickly, sell the old covered market, that if they build a new one, that is old, that is ... you know ... but in the streets!"
"But the mayor, the public will think that this is a flaw on the speculation! Will not agree! "
" "Of course I will agree - said the proud man with a salmon-colored sweater - I do not take decisions without consulting mica my citizens!"
"But she questioned them mica! "
"Of course I questioned: I voted!"
And so, with some increase on municipal waste that people were happy to pay, Gioia del Colle was again a wonderful and peaceful Christmas .
